There are some things in life I just don't understand. Most of these things I'm not even going to try and understand because I don't feel the need to torture myself and get a self induced migraine. A few of these things make me feel old, some make me feel like a bitch and the rest, well you'll see what I mean.
1. Leggings. Leggings are not pants! They're meant to be worn under skirts, dresses, tunics or other apparel long enough to cover your ass. I really don't need to see your butt crack or camel toe through your clothing!
2. Speaking of skirts and dresses. I saw a few this past weekend at the football game that left me scratching my head. For starter, how do you sit comfortably in something that short?? Seriously, had they bent over you would have seen just as much as their gynecologist. Second of all, why are you dressed like a hooker at a FOOTBALL GAME?!It looked like the ho stroll through the parking lot. You can be cute without showing all the goodies, ladies!
3. Here is something that most females love but I don't see the big deal. What is so great about Ryan Gosling and Channing Tatum? Ryan Gosling is a great actor, I'll give you that, but I don't see the what is so hot about him. Channing Tatum I just don't see the appeal at all. I actually think he's looks kind of goofy.
4. Same goes for Twilight and Fifty Shades of Grey. I can't bring myself to get into sparkly vampires or mommy porn. I just can't do it.
5. Duck Faces. I have never once looked at a duck and thought to myself, "now there is an animal with a sexy face". So why do girls make those faces and think it's attractive? Please help understand this one.
6. The last one for today is *drumroll please* skinny jeans on guys. What.The.Fuck. Just don't. Please. I really can't take it.
Maybe this makes me old, or a bitch, or even an old bitch but one thing I know for sure is it makes me wonder what the hell is going on!
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