There really is nothing quite like a backhanded compliment. What else can make you smile one second and then immediately get a WTF expression on your face? I was on the receiving end of one the other day and oh how I wanted nothing more than to cuss the old hag who gave it to me. I didn't but it made me realize something.
It must be nice to be old as shit and say whatever you want and get away with it.
I was at work, waiting for my turn at the copier and minding my own business. The old bat came up behind me and started to chit chat.
"I love the color of your hair. It's so pretty" she said.
Side note-my current hair color is Manic Panic Vampire Red. Not at all a natural shade of red but it's amazing and I rock the hell out of it. Last month it was dark brown with bright purple streaks. Normal hair is boring. Back to the story.
"Thank you," I replied
"Are you going to any Halloween parties?" she asked.
Seeing this is October I didn't think this was an odd question.
"I'd like too."
"Well you're ready for it with that hair color".
I just stared at her. I maintained my composure, made my copies and walked back to my desk while cussing the old biddy in my mind. If I was a mean and nasty person I would have suggested she could do my make up for Halloween since she looks like Bozo's grandmother but I didn't. I'm not old enough to say shitty things to people and get away with it by playing the senile card. I may be lacking a filter but at least I don't insult people to their face! (not on purpose anyway)
I think I'll start a list now of things I want to say when I'm old and can say whatever I want without repercussions. I want to get the most out of my golden years that I possibly can!
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