Welcome to my World

So, here is my official return to blogging. This is a place where you will get 100% Heather all the time. The reason my blog is titled "In Need of a Filter" is because if you know me well enough, or hell, if you even slightly know me, then you know the filter from my brain to my mouth doesn't exist. I don't try to be bitchy about it, most of the time it actually comes out funnier than I intended. But my intentions are never to hurt anyone. I don't believe in hurting anyone's feelings just for shits and giggles.

About me: I'm 35 years old, but I swear to God I don't feel like an adult. I know chronologically I'm an adult. I work, I have adult bills such as house payment, car payments, etc. I have responsibilities, that are otherwise known as my children, and I'm married. I've been married for 12 years to the most awesome man. We've been together for 17!! He is the mac to my cheese, the pb to my j. Yes, it's corny, but he gets me like no one ever has. And trust me. I can be a hard person to get! But anyhoo. In my mind I haven't really been out of high school for 17 years and the 90's weren't 20 years ago! Don't mistake that as immaturity because that is far from the case. I believe when you act old, you feel old, and I'm feeling pretty damn good these days.

My main reason for starting this was to share my thoughts and sometimes snarky observations with the world. I'm attending Northern Kentucky University and my lifelong dream has been to make my living as a writer. My other lifelong dreams of being an Olympic gymnast, Broadway star, cast member of SNL and country singer probably aren't going to happen, so writer it is! If you like what I have to say and find me even slightly amusing, please tell people about this little nugget you've found and tell them to pass it on!! You never know who has connections!

That's it for now. I plan on doing this every day and if something has really chapped my ass, maybe more than once a day. Until then, much love y'all!